the universal panzies…

have enjoyed success with the release of their second LP TRANSCENDENTAL FLOSS on Julian Copes HEAD HERITAGE label. Reviewed in Mojo Magazine, the Wire and Time Out. 30-minute songs and Kosmiche sequin dripping stage personas, special event gigs in Glasgow and the northeast culminated in a tour of France and Belgium in September 99.
Their first LP — christophe.f and the universal panzies — is due to be re-issued this year ? a clutch of highly collectable handcrafted limited edition sleeves CD EP’s on the PVC/TIME label. Requests for copies of the T/Floss Cd have came from Faust. Ashratempel & Klaus Dinger of NEU! .
On April 1st 2000 The Panzies were special guests opening the Cornucopea Festival at the Royal Festival Hall’s Purcell Rooms, London’s South Bank. The event featured hand picked performers chosen by Julian and Dorian Cope, starring amongst others German Krautrock legends AshraTempel with performances by Julian Cope, Brain Donor & Queen Elizabeth.
The Universal Panzies track ” Krautrock love song” is featured on the Head Heritage Official CORNUCOPEA CD.
Christophe.f is working with Julian Cope on his L.A.M.F. Ambient Metal project and has produced Lps for Mr. Evil Breakfast. Geek Theatre and Vinegar Minerva.

THE UNIVERSAL PANZIES.

christophe.f. Voice/guitars. Instruments. Percussion. Technical.
fried. Drums.

With special guests.
M.Neu.Snee. Keyboard. Flute. Voice.
Ola FK. Trancelations.
Xmass. Saxonphone.bass & analtones.
Michael Line Lambert. Bass. Map vectors & technical.

live assistance from.
Yeaveren L bel — bass.
Deb ver p‑howl — guitar. Synth & percussion.
Nigel Evans — oboe & keyboards.
Paranoid Paul breakfast — percussions & drum.
Miss mad McKinnon — voice.
Shona & Penny space kitten — voice and percussions.
Neinpants Reid — keyboard bass.

CD LPs.

1997
Christophe.f and the universal panzies. K‑rave 001.
Kosmiche pranke. 07.54.
Hallowed then Gallowed. 18.10.
I want more. 21.36.
Star bard and grounded. 15.05.
Kosmiche skank.04.52.

Art work by Julian Cope and Head Heritage.
Produced by christophe.f.

1998
Transcendental floss. Head heritage 4.
Krautrock love song/hallowedundgallowed. 18.49
Star-bard & grounded/I wont mourn outside your door. 15.29.
I crave you. 06.26.
Cunnyan crags.11.06.

Art work by Julian Cope and Head Heritage.
Produced by christophe.f and Michael Line Lambert.

2000
Cornucopea festival CD. Head heritage 9.
Various artists…Features the universal panzies Krautrock Love Song.

2001
L.A.M.F. AMBIENT METAL. Head Heritage 0011.
Alongside Julian Cope & members of Brain Donor, Queen Elizabeth & Spiritualized. Christophe.f performs for L.A.M.F. The track Neolithic Goddess effected by ThighPaulSandra ends phase one of the 77 minute CD
To celebrate its launch christophe.f & fried played for Julian Cope as L.A.M.F. at Newcastle Opera House on April 19th 2001.

CD EPS.

1998
Outside your dawn. K‑rave 0001a.
Outside your dawn. 32.47.
Kosmiche pranke. 18.40

PVC ONE/UP! Pvc/time 0001.
Handy god. 00.11.
Brum Handel gets the brush off.19.53.
Graduation day whine.00.30.
Snake.05.25.
Little army.00.33.
Alive.03.20.
Space fascist (domestwasp). 00.41.
Space.01.31.
In defence of precise language.00.54.
Say goodbye (big as a mouse). 05.10.
Cop as anti hero.01.05.
Neuthern line.05.38.
Wombifesto.00.16.

PVC TWO. Pvc/time 0002.
Leave the city.05.32.
Kelt McGhandi helloween edit.09.21.
Charvah town.06.54.
Kelt McGhandi studio edit.10.41.
Maus kinder (lie down and die you cunt you’re dead). 09.57.

1999
PVC TWO Duddo annexes. Pvc/time 0002a.
Kelt McGhandi’s linear nightmare (unabridged version). 43.00.

PVC THREE. Pvc/time 0003.
Promenaden.13.03.
Harmonia.05.30.
Segedunum blues (edit). 08.00.

PVC FOUR. Nordelic K.O.!!! Live Helloween. Pvc/time 0004.
Brum handel.10.37.
I wont mourn.07.49.
Krautrock love song.06.20.
Hallowedundgallowed.07.42.
Starbard/kelt McGhandi.19.52.
Brum Handel reprise.04.46.

2000
NORDELIC K.O.!!! Second round. Pvc/time 0004a.
Neu life instrumental.04.39.
Rastaputin/gyetberne.16.01.
Cunnyan crags. (Live). 06.01.
Star bard/leave the city. Parts one to three. (Live). 18.14.
Krautrock love song. (Live). 07.28.

PVC FIVE. Pvc/time 0005.
New life intercity vocal version.04.46
The death of Baldr.04.22.
Baldr’s impending return.10.56.
Cross that line.06.08.
New deal goatboy.02.43.
New life pacer version.05.56.

PVC SIX. Cornucopea promo. Pvc/time 0006.
Handy god.00.11
New life Ola Fk remix. (Edit). 04.20.
Leave the city. (Edit). 02.30.
Kelt McGhandi (edit). 07.39.
Outside your dawn (edit). 06.40
Brum Handel gets the brush off.19.53.
Promenaden.13.03.
Kosmiche pranke extended annexe.16.36.
Wombifesto.00.16.

PVC SEVEN. THUNDERKRAFT. Pvc/time 0007.
Thunderkraft. 10.25
Parastorm. 09.18.
a.d. three. 07.57.
Mid hour of night 02.06.
…Scared of me? 03.22.

PVC EIGHT. THUNDERKRAFT LONGER. PVC/time 0008.
Parastorm. 09.21
Phased. 05.47.
Thunderkraft. 16.49.
a.d three. 07.57.
a.d. mechanical. 16.51.
Four candles burning. 05.58.
Saved surfers. 08.22

July 2001

PVC NINE. KELT MCGHANDI EP. PVC/time 0009.
Leave the city. 02.27.
Handy god. 00.06.
Kelt McGhandi’s linear nightmare. Digital remaster.39.39.
I wont mourn – live at the Bi-plan jazz club and theatre. Lille. France. 11.29.

PVC/time 0009a.
Neu life. 03.02.
Brum Handel edit. 12.23.
Baldr’s impending return edit. 10.57.
Promenaden edit. 10.13.
Thunderkraft. 10.26.
Cunnyan crags live. 06.01
Krautrock love song live. 06.54.
Star Bard live. 07.29.
Kelt Hollow Men McGhandi. Live. 06.08.