HARDROCKSAMPLER

1. Rationals (1968) Guitar Army (3.18)
2. MC5 (1970) Looking at You (3.05)
3. Alice Cooper (1970) Long Way to Go (3.05)
4. The Up (1970) Together (4.23)
5. Amboy Dukes (1967) Journey to the Centre of the Mind (3.14)
6. Don & the Wanderers (1968) On the Road (2.18)
7. Bob Seger System (1967) Heavy Music (2.39)
8. Mynah Birds (1967) I’ve Got You in My Soul (2.29)
9. Third Power (1970) Persecution (3.25)
10. Detroit (1971) Rock’n’roll (5.53)
11. Grand Funk Railroad (1969) Inside Looking Out (9.32)
12. Pleasure Seekers (1966) What a Way to Die (2.14)
13. Unrelated Segments (1967) Story of My Life (2.38)
14. Terry Knight & the Pack (1967) How Much More? (2.30)
15. Woolies (1966) Who Do You Love? (2.00)
16. Underdogs (1967) Love’s Gone Bad (2.27)
17. SRC (1968) Black Sheep (3.47)
18. Flaming Ember (1967) Gotta Get Away (4.20)
19. Frigid Pink (1970) House of the Rising Sun (4.39)
20. Stooges (1970) Down on the Street (2.47)
21. Savage Grace (1971) All Along the Watchtower (5.41)
22. The Frost (1971) Rock’n’roll Music (3.00)
23. MC5 (1968) Borderline (3.11)
24. Funkadelic (1973) Cosmic Slop (3.21)
25. Wayne Kramer (1975) Get Some (3.38)
26. The New Order (1975) Declaration of War (2.48)
27. Ascension (1973) Get Ready (8.54)
28. Destroy All Monsters (1977) You’re Gonna Die (2.52)
29. Sonic’s Rendezvous Band (1977) City Slang (5.15)
30. Southbound Freeway (1967) Psychedelic Used Car Lot Blues (2.30)
31. Bob Seger System (1967) 2+2 (2.45)
32. Unrelated Segments (1967) Where You Gonna Go?
33. Terry Knight & the Pack (1966) Numbers (2.08)
34. Tidal Waves (1966) Farmer John (2.09)
35. The Früt (1971) Keep On Truckin’ (2.56)
36. ? & the Mysterians (1966) Girl (2.18)
37. Iguanas (1965) Mona (2.39)
38. Stooges (1969) Asthma Attack (6.36)

Avebury, Mecca, Jerusalem, Rome, Detroit

Detroit, Michigan, was the epicentre of 20th Century Western Culture, a sacred navel in whose lakeside bosom dwelt the two greatest prophets of their time: the electric light-bringing Thomas Edison – whose company General Electric remains to this day the largest in the world – and Henry Ford, whose percipient prophecy – “I will make a motorcar for the multitude [to] enjoy hours of pleasure in God’s great open spaces” – would later be realised in Ford’s legendary Model T. “I’m going to democratize the automobile,” declared Ford early on, though his original intention of bringing forth only eco-friendly hemp-fuelled automobiles (to be built on his father’s vast hemp farm) would soon be dashed by the unrighteous drive of business rivals and cynical partners. But however tragically the rise of the Car Industry has turned out for we Moderns, let us always remember how H. Ford’s visionary ideas freed working men and women of the early 20th Century – at least temporarily – from the mind-numbing drudgery of their daily grind upon the land. Created on a mechanical assembly line, the revolutionary Model T reinforced those hoary Puritan values of self-reliance that America’s first white arrivals had brought with them to Plymouth Rock, encouraging other car-makers across America to move their auto shops to Detroit, Michigan. And if it is true, as C. G. Jung attests, that a culture’s greatest interests are most evident from the roles of those buildings that dominate its horizons, then the sky-hugging auto factories of Detroit might well be classed as the cathedrals of this brand new secular age.

During World War 2, however, most of the Detroit auto industry was temporarily given over to the building of tanks and warplanes, and it was not until 1948 that the big three corporations – Ford, Chrysler and General Motors – unveiled their first postwar automobiles. But what automobiles they were! Themselves desperate to shrug off the olive drab and khaki nightmares of wartime, the car industry moguls rewarded the American public by unleashing upon them highly exotic new products more in keeping with the chariots of Ancient Rome. Big independent car companies brought forth futuristic chromium steeds with warplane-inspired names such as the Hudson Jet and Nash Airflyte, while new Studebakers even arrived replete with a non-functional propeller boss slap bang in the centre of their bullet-styled facades. Over at General Motors, chief designer Harley Earl went several airmiles further by adding missile-shaped hood ornaments to his first postwar Oldsmobiles, bombsight-style hood ornaments and lighting-up portholes to Buick’s upmarket Roadmaster series, and – inspired by the USAF’s P‑38 Lightning fighter – even fashioned miniature tailfins upon his top-of-the-range Cadillacs. “Go all the way, and then back off”, was Harley Earl’s enlightened motto.

Electrifying Edisonian rock’n’roll

Its landscapes and cities untouched by the carpet-bombing which had shattered Europe and Japan, triumphant postwar America remained splendidly intact: the sole capitalist culture genuinely worthy of eulogizing in poetry and song. So although Oldsmobile founder Randsom E. Olds was an old-fashioned racist who insisted that whites alone be allowed to build cars in his Lansing factory, it was to Oldsmobile’s brand new supercharged ‘Rocket 88’ that Afro-American singer Jackie Brenston turned for his subject matter. Recorded in March 1951, ‘Rocket 88’ is nowadays generally regarded as the first true rock’n’roll song. However, despite its unfair Chess Records credit to the invented ‘Jackie Brenston & his Delta Cats’, the song’s rhythms were in truth laid down by Ike Turner’s Kings of Rhythm, with whom Brenston was merely the sax player. Ho-hum. But this record WAS rock’n’roll, and highly barbarian it was too: propelled along through a broken distorted amplifier by Ike’s insistent, urgent solid-body ice-blue Fender electric guitar. Like the car industry, rock’n’roll existed only because of huge advances in 20th Century technology. And whereas jazz could have survived the non-invention of Adolf Sax’s 19th Century saxophone, the beautiful ice blue Fender Stratocaster belonging to proto-rocker Ike Turner would, without the prophet Thomas Edison, have been no more than an ultra moderne lump-of-wood. But although white society would initially dismiss such outbursts such as ‘Rocket 88’ as ‘the Devil’s Music’, the song’s patriotic subject matter – being a product made in Detroit by the US auto industry – forged an unbreakable link between the new electric music and fast cars. It was true that jazz too had long eulogized car culture. But the future was electric. And from here on in, jazz would be caught on the backfoot, constantly fending off the ‘old timer’ tag on account of its acoustic nature. Henceforth – to bastardize the words of Duke Ellington’s 1943 jazz hit – “It don’t mean a piss if it ain’t got that hiss.” Now, c’mon!

Diss Integration in the Motor City!

Although the feisty youth music celebrated within the grooves of this here DETROITROCKSAMPLER was mostly made by Detroit area musicians of a Caucasian or Latino background, musicologists have long emphasized the particularly strong Afro-American influence of soul music, gospel and R&B upon the Detroit rock scene due to the enduring presence of Berry Gordy’s Tamla Motown empire. So it comes as a shock to discover that local government agencies in Detroit, far from operating integrated and enlightened race policies ahead of other northern cities, had long chosen to keep black and white communities steadfastly apart, citing the events of the city’s first Race Riot of 1863 as their excuse. Thereafter, Detroit’s rising Afro-American population regularly complained of their lack of job opportunities, police brutality and experiences of housing discrimination. During World War 2, however, Detroit’s racist employment policies were forcibly lifted – albeit temporarily – by Franklin Roosevelt’s Fair Employment Practices Committee, luring a further 50,000 Afro-Americans, mainly from the Deep South, to seek employment at one of Michigan’s multitude of aircraft and tank factories. But the second Race Riot of 1943 revealed deep-seated and institutional racist practices, not least the fact that 85% of those rioters arrested had been black. And it was the continuance of these nefarious racist practices through the ‘50s into the early ‘60s to which the black activist Malcolm X referred when he commented in his 1965 autobiography: “The truth is that ‘integration’ is an image, it’s a foxy Northern liberal’s smoke-screen that confuses the true wants of the American black man.” Continuing his tirade elsewhere, X concluded: “I know nothing of the South. I am a creation of the Northern white man and of his hypocritical attitude towards the Negro. “

But the Civil Rights era was by now upon us, and Afro-American leaders seized their opportunities like never before. Whitney Young transformed the traditionally conservative National Urban League into a radical organisation, using his position as executive director to goad corporations into hiring more and more Afro-Americans. In Detroit, Young even befriended Ford Motor Company’s new boss, Henry Ford II, promising the industrialist in 1966 that – should he help promote integration for Detroit’s heavy industry – Young’s PR machine would ensure that Ford would be perceived as ‘the White Moses’. But the following year, Detroit’s third set of Race Riots broke out during heavy-handed policing one hot July ’67 night. And it’s from the poetic heart of this powder keg, this city of perpetual race problems and heavy industry that all of the music on DETROITROCKSAMPLER was brought forth, Detroit’s apartheid practices and its ambivalence, nay, antipathy towards racial integration surely contributing hugely to the extraordinarily heaviness of even the poppiest songs contained herein. Wayne Kramer of the MC5 has described the enormous status enjoyed by Tamla Motown’s musicians among his own peers – ‘Play like [James] Jamerson’, he always urged the Five’s Michael Davis. But even to a hip white insider such as Kramer these Tamla guys were remote figures from another world. So listen now to the music of DETROITROCKSAMPLER, and hopefully the city’s own unique worldview will – as you read the thirty-eight song reviews – unfold before your melted plastic brains. Dig in, motherfuckers!

The Song Reviews

1. Rationals – Guitar Army (Genesis Records 1969)

Despite lending its name to White Panther poet/guru John Sinclair’s classic 1971 book of prison and street writings, this Rationals opening salvo – exhilarating, futuristic and psychedelic as it was – had only the outward appearance of being the soundtrack to Detroit revolution. In truth, singer Scott Morgan admitted: “I ain’t talking about burning it down, I’m just talking about getting down.” Ho-hum. Still, for all yew kiddies who know next to nothing of the Rationals, I gots to tell you that by the release of their ‘Guitar Army’ 45, this quartet had progressed in leaps and bounds since their mid-60s beginnings delivering white soul 7” covers of Aretha’s ‘Respect’. Moreover, leader Scott Morgan would co-lead Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith’s late-70s Sonic’s Rendezvous Band; evidence indeed of his Heavy Rep among those motherfuckers in Da Know. Unfortunately, the accompanying 1969 self-titled LP could in no way sustain the burning desires of the single, which occupies a rare & blissful space somewhere between power-trio period Mark, Mel & Don and the more tight-ass studio soul moments of the MC5’s patchy KACK IN THE USA, that is if it hadn’t been ‘produced’ into the abortion clinic by Bruce Springclean’s corpulent middlebrow manager-to-be. Know-worrameen?

2. MC5 – Looking at You (A‑Square 1968)

Surely one of the noisiest slabs o’seven-inch-vinyl ever commercially released, the gratuitous sonic overkill of the Five’s ‘Looking at You’ defeats even the Stereo Shoestrings’ vicious ‘On The Road South’ and the Outcasts’ berserk ‘1523 Blair’ for sheer apocalyptic mind-death. Hell kiddies, while the rest of the Five boys struggle even to keep their ‘song’ together, Brother Wayne haemorrhages so much feedbacking forked lightning and motorpsycho madness over the track that the Misunderstood’s demonic Glen Ross Campbell musta been suicidal on hearing the results. And trying to compare this with the anaemic 1970 LP versh only makes ya wanna break corporate heads in disgust.

3. Alice Cooper – Long Way to Go (Warner Bros 1971)

Free at last from their merely tiresome too-Frank Zappa-influenced Straight Records period, Arizona’s heavy quintet Alice Cooper took up residence in their spiritual home of Detroit, hired Toronto Bob Ezrin as producer and set about subsuming the MC5’s entire oeuvre into their next LP LOVE IT TO DEATH. Herein, hunky main songwriter Michael Bruce barfed out this Fivean teen anthem, while ghoul-eyed Dennis Dunnaway stole the entire show with his pulsing basslines, and Toronto Bob did his best to capsize the fucker with a well-twee Joanna-boogie middle‑8. Canadians, Sheesh! Later that year, Detroit’s Channel 28 had the pleasure of presenting Vince’n’Co performing an elongated versh of LOVE IT TO DEATH’s lyrically perplexing ‘Is It My Body’, during which Herr Furnier AKA Alice His-self stripped down to the kind of odd disgusting grundies that even senile old biddies would baulk at. I know. When I played said performance at the climax of DISCOVER ODIN, my 2001CE British Museum festival, several walked out and a few complained. Nevertheless, before he nicked his band’s name for his own persona and tried to sell us that rancid top-hatted Nightmare Welcomer-period, old V. Furnier was a right Vincebus Eruptum.

4. The Up – Together (1970)

Hugely influenced by the MC5 and managed by David Sinclair, brother of guru John, the Up began life back in high school in the mid-60s as the Citations, until band leaders Gary and Bob Rasmussen hooked up with the Grande Ballroom’s stage announcer Franklin Bach, who became their singer and spokesman. Obviously nervous of having named their band after Detroit’s mythical Ford publicity disaster the Edsel Citation, the band briefly became known as Brand X before settling on The Up as a positive response to hanging out on the politicised campus at Wayne State University. Thereafter, they were invited to support the MC5 at the Grande, thereafter following John Sinclair’s Trans-Love Energies commune when it transplanted to Ann Arbor, where they promoted an exclusively revolutionary image by appearing among allotments of massive cannabis plants whilst toting rifles and Fenders. C’Mon! Nowadays best known for their red vinyl 7” single, the tribal ‘Just Like An Aborigine’, it is the incendiary rush and propellant roar of ‘Together’ that provides we Moderns with the greatest evidence of the Up’s then-heartstopping stage act. I mean, ‘Kin’ell!

5. Amboy Dukes – Journey to the Centre of the Mind (Mainstream 1968)

Ever time he hears this fucking amazing (though admittedly excruciatingly stoopid) 7” seer/sucker, it must fucking kill drugfree lionmauler Ted New-Gent that 22nd Century foxes worldwide will remember him not as the Ben Turpin-eyed chest-beating proto-Angus of ‘Dag Nabbit, Who’s Manhandled My New Fangled Poo-Mangle’ or whateverthefuckitscalled but as the pert’n’wailing, be-suited spike-a-delic Paladin of Sandoz. Bah!!!!! But it’s twoo, Teddy Boy! So however many racoons ye barbie tonight, you ornery retard from the Frontiers of Daft, to the World of Tomorrah you’re forever wedded to singer John Knight’s earnest declarations of faith in the microdot. Gotcha, you micro-twat!

6. Don & the Wanderers – On the Road (Kustom Records 1968)

Hailing from the small town of Belding, about 30 miles north of Grand Rapids, Don & the Wanderers was an exclusively family affair, whose world weary contribution to this here compilation disguises the fact that the musicians involved were all still teenagers AND managed by their leaders’ father Russ Thompson. All becomes clear, however, when we discover that ‘On The Road’ was imposed upon the Wanderers by producer and local star Dick Wagner, who’d originally written and released the song one year previously whilst leading the Bossmen. This time around, however, Wagner took his protégés into the tiny Audio Studios, in the basement of Cleveland’s WKYC Radio, where he fuzzed up the Bossmen’s garage stylings to suit the current heavy trends, producing for the Wanderers a classically deranged lost garage single that still stands head’n’shoulders above almost all of their contemporaries.

7. Bob Seger & the Last Heard – Heavy Music (Capitol 1967)

Yeah yeah punks, I know yooz all wondering why Boring Bob AKA Snoring Seger lifted Tommy James & the Shondells’ ‘Mony Mony’ for the basis of this superb A‑side. But as ‘Mony Mony’ didn’t appear until almost a full year later – mid-1968 – Tommy James was obviously smokescreening furiously when he commented: “Songs like ‘Mony Mony’ aren’t really written, they’re sort of hanging in space”. Yeah right, ‘aren’t really written by me’ is what James was trying to avoid saying LOL. Anyway, by utilising a superb piano/bass guitar riff as the vehicle on which to build his workout, and employing an occasional stop-start lifted directly from the Music Machine’s ‘Talk Talk’, Bob Seger created this vast ‘song-about-the-song’ that was intended to transport listeners ‘deeper’ into the music than ever before. “Don’t you ever feel like going insane when the drums begin to pound?” wails Seger, as the tension mounts and the vocal collective support James Brown-style the singer’s every emotion. And all the time the ‘heavy music’ – somewhere midway between the all-purpose Cannibal & the Headhunters party clatter of the Strangeloves and the pomp of P. Spector – drags us further and further into that grey area between dancing and fucking. ‘Deeper, deeper’ hectors our hero to his girl, to his band and to his radio audience, until – like Cheech & Chong’s Basketball Jones – he’s calling out across the whole fucking world and all future copies sound merely ‘Phoney phoney’. Yowzah!

8. Mynah Birds – I’ve Got You In My Soul (1966 Motown demo)

Who knows what greatness might have been achieved at Tamla Motown had this unstable and integrated proto-supergroup not exploded in a fit of draft board and work permit problems? Still, despite being relegated to no more than one of rock’n’roll’s Mythical Near-Misses, the temporary union of vocalist Rick ‘Super Freak’ James with Neil ‘Shakey’ Young and future Buffalo Springfield bassist/guru Bruce Palmer inevitably stuffs the head of any Utopian music obsessive with wall-to-wall ‘what ifs’, especially when the funky contents of ‘I’ve Got You In My Soul’ are trotted out as evidence. Shit, this is good: the vocal delivery, Young’s harmonica, that compelling groove, and most especially Van Morrison’s magnificent song. Recorded in February ’66 at Motown’s Detroit studio on West Grand Boulevard, ‘I’ve Got You in My Soul’ was intended for inclusion on the Mynah Birds’ debut LP – the first of a seven-year-contact allegedly – that is, until the untimely arrest of singer James by US Navy police for desertion. However, bassist Bruce Palmer does at least provide us with one unforgettable image of this lost supergroup at the height of their stage performances:

“Neil would stop playing lead, do a harp solo, throw the harmonica way up into the air and Ricky would catch it and continue the solo.”

9. Third Power – Persecution (Vanguard Records 1970)

Talk about a storm in a teacup, guys; I mean, lighten up. While Detroit’s Black Panthers were getting set up by the CIA and the MC5 had tanks at their doors, Third Power’s singer/bassist Jem Targal screamed ‘persecution’ just because his friends didn’t like the way he played guitar. Hail kiddies, they even called him names! Okay okay, forget the nancy subject matter and just dig the fucking Heavy will ya? I mean musically this is an ‘I Can See For Miles’-style display up there with the baddest. And, mercifully, there’s little in this song of the turgid Mountain and Cream influence known to permeate much of Third Power’s other material, instead this epic Power statement handles like a purple 1970 Dodge Challenger – at its happiest around 90 mph – indeed, it probably appealed to the very same Viet Vets that Chrysler were courting. Unfortunately, while Third Power’s debut LP BELIEVE was occasionally varied and excellent – ‘Lost in a Daydream’ and ‘Passed By’ sound like Arthur Lee – the disc made its first appearance while Vanguard Records were experiencing a distribution nightmare which stalled the band’s career, proving that Targal’s mealy-mouthed friends were right that he was ‘never gonna be a star’. D’ahhhh!

10. Detroit – Rock’n’roll (Paramount 1971)

Struggling to replicate his huge ‘60s success fronting the Detroit Wheels, soul singer extraordinaire Mitch Ryder bowed to the heaviness of the early ‘70s by co-opting the services of local bikers and long-time musician friends to create his ‘rough street band’ Detroit, whose enormous sound came from its multiple percussionists, female backing singers and the wailing lead guitar of future Lou Reed sideman Steve Hunter. Signing to Paramount Records, the band recorded half of their self-titled debut LP at RCA’s Chicago studio before Toronto Bob Ezrin stepped in to complete the project up in Canada. And it was Ezrin who savvily suggested this vast six-minute version of Lou Reed’s classic radio song, later to be appropriated by the Runaways for their 1977 LP LIVE IN JAPAN. And what a colossus this arrangement turned out to be, as cowbell honked, Hammond organs shuddered and shook, gospel chicks billed’n’cooed, while Mitch brung the house down with his parched pleading vocals. Released as a 7” single, ‘Rock’n’roll’ failed to turn around Ryder’s failing fortunes by making the Top 40. It did however find favour with the song’s writer; L. Reed commenting at the time: “That’s the way it was supposed to sound.”

11. Grand Funk Railroad – Inside Looking Out (Capitol Records 1969)

Disparaged by the contemporary music press for (1) their refusal to give interviews, (2) their naïve trust in mentor/producer Terry Knight, and (3) singer/guitarist Mark Farner’s obstinately heroic Apache Jock image, it’s only by adopting 20/20 Hindsight and employing a 21st Century open mindset of Anglican proportions that we’re forced to certain obvious conclusions: Fuck me, they was good! Yup, all those mid-60s years spent backing up then-singer Terry Knight meant an almost total absence of the then-prevalent guitar drywank – Cream’s noodling, the albatross blues of Ten Years After’s Alvin Lee, J. Page’s violin bow mucking about, oh you name it – Grand Funk substituting instead seemingly endless R&B grooves deployed with all the caveman subtlety of the Japanese army during the Rape of Nanking. That their (arguably) finest moment was achieved on this Animals cover versh is not a comment on Grand Funk’s inability to write great songs, neither; hell, this classy tune has long been the flagship of such other greats as the Obsessed and Tight Bros From Way Back When. But what draws rock nutters back again and again and again to this 9‑minute behemoth is the sheer exhilaration created by Mark, Mel & Don’s incredible power-drives. It’s as though they were performing extracts from twenty classic soul stompers, reducing each to the bite-size highpoints required for the nowadays obsolete artform known as ‘the Medley’. Yup kiddies, listen to Grand Funk Railroad as though each song was a performance of several medleys and your worldview opens up before you. Indeed, what you’d previously dismissed as Heavy Metal Overkill actually becomes soul music as played by the USAF!

12. Pleasure Seekers – What a Way to Die (Hideout 1966)

Raised in the home of jazz musician Art Quatro, in the Detroit suburbs of Grosse Pointe, Suzi Quatro and her sisters Arlene and Patti were all products of the Hideout Club scene, where 14-year-old Suzi worked behind the bar selling Coca-Cola. But when Suzi and Patti (17) complained to club owner Dave Leone about the poor quality of acts passing through the Hideout, he goaded them into forming the Pleasure Seekers by securing instrument deals for Arlene and Patti with local music shops, while Quatro Senior bequeathed his precious 1957 Fender Precision bass to Suzi, now the band’s lead vocalist. Initially dismissed as no more than a jailbait novelty, the Pleasure Seekers’ performances at the Hideout gained fans through the sheer excitement of their performances and Suzi’s unyielding vocals, eventually earning them the doubtful honour of playing on a USO tour to troops in Vietnam. Unfortunately, when both of their Hideout Records 7” singles flopped, the Pleasure Seekers were consigned to oblivion … that is, until ‘What A Way To Die’ – their classic homage to teenage drinking – surfaced in 1980 as the title track of one of the greatest post-NUGGETS, post-PEBBLES garage rock compilations. “Your loving fluctuates, baby. But everybody knows the temperature always stays the same on an ice cold bottle of Stroh’s!” Now c’mon, what right minder could fail to melt with such inspirational, nay, aspirational lyrics as these?

13. Unrelated Segments – Story of My Life (Hanna Barbera 1967)

Possessed of a singular voodoo that pervaded each of their three 45s – ‘Story of My Life’, ‘Where You Gonna Go?’ and ‘Cry Cry Cry’ – the Unrelated Segments was a highly original group whose songs all revolved around the jarring Dervish tones of Rory Mack and the self-absorbed lyrics of singer Ron Stults, whose subject matter and mewling, hectoring vocal style would probably have suited a full length LP better than the 7” format. Dammit, this was no garage band, brothers’n’sisters; they played with both the subtlety and daring of a big hit band. And just feel the bubbling, bumping, pumping bass that Barry Van Engelen imposes on the song’s final verse. Quality, me dears, real high quality. Released on Detroit’s tiny SVR label, ‘The Story of My Life’ was received with rapture across Michigan, gaining enough local heavy airplay for the song to be picked up for national release by Hanna-Barbera Records. That the song was no national hit is a crying shame.

14. Terry Knight & the Pack – How Much More? (Lucky Eleven 1967)

What a monumental recording this song is, sheesh, for sheer cussed teenage lip, ‘How Much More?’ sits right up there with ‘Get Off Of My Cloud’. And like the Swamp Rats’ legendary ‘Rats’ Revenge’, the snot-gobbling call-and-answer vocals contained herein lend masses of immediate character to the Pack themselves. I don’t half wish Tez’n’Co coulda barfed out a few more of these two-narf-minute epics. Unfortunately, him and the Pack was too busy chasing the hits … which perpetually eluded them. So between 1965 and ’67, Terry Knight & the Pack failed nine times to break the national Top 100, although in the process delivering to their Lucky Eleven record label a crazily mixed up string of … well, everything from distraught romantic piano ballads – via calypsos, Mexican ballads, terrible terribly English imitations – to hi-kwol garage complain-o-thons. Talk about a mixed metaphor, motherfuckers! For fuck’s sake their scattershot releases even included random versions of such chestnuts as Bob & Earl’s ‘The Harlem Shuffle’, the Yardbirds’ ‘Mister, You’re a Better Man Than I’, the Stones’ ‘Lady Jane’, even Ben E. King’s blub-a-long Italian make-over ‘I Who Have Nothing’. But still the public would not buy into Tez’s TV histrionics and self-appointed role as the world’s first Air Lyricist. When at last our stubborn Knight got the public’s thumbs-down message through his thick skull, he returned briefly to his former DJ dayjob only to discover that his erstwhile equally failing cohorts had formed a band called Grand Funk Railroad and would he be their manager? Thereafter, mad at the bastards for making it big without him, Knight proceeded to rip off Mark Farner, Don Brewer and Mel Schacher to the tune of a very great deal. Oh, if only Terry Knight had stuck to garage classics like ‘Numbers’, ‘Love, Love, Love, Love, Love’ and ‘How Much More?’ Poor guy was murdered in 2004CE.

15. Woolies – Who Do You Love? (Dunhill Records 1967)

Winners of Vox Amplifiers’ 1966 ‘Best Band In The Land’ competition, the Dearborn-based Woolies were shocked to discover that their first prize of a record contract and a trip to Hollywood “turned out to be a big fraud”, as group leader Bob Baldori would later comment. Goaded by the Woolies’ threats of negative publicity, however, the Vox promoters at least agreed to pay for plane tickets to Los Angeles, where the five musicians hawked their 5‑song demo tape around several labels before successfully wooing Lou Adler’s ABC-Dunhill label. Entering LA’s Western Sound Studios the following day, they nailed this stunning Bo Diddley cover and headed for home, where the record peaked at number 3 on WKNR’s prestigious MUSIC GUIDE. Heavy radio play in the Chicago area soon pushed the 45 into the national Top 100, where it unfortunately stalled at #95. Nevertheless, this glimpse of stardom increased the Woolies’ Detroit kudos so much that Chuck Berry requested them as backing band for all future Detroit shows and Russ Gibb invited them to support the MC5 on the Grande Ballroom’s second weekend.

16. Underdogs – Love’s Gone Bad (VIP Records 1966)

As veterans of Dave Leone’s legendary teen dance hangout The Hideout Club, the six-piece Underdogs made their recording debut in 1965 when Leone chose their song ‘Man in the Glass’ to represent his venue’s first venture as a record company. The song’s immediate radio success brought Hideaway Records a lucrative deal with Frank Sinatra’s Reprise label, who unfortunately called off their promo campaign on discovering that the song’s lyricist Buzz Van Houten had stolen the words from a poem representing Alcoholics Anonymous! Reduced now to a quartet, the Underdogs’ fortunes continued to rise, however, with the release of two excellent Bob Seger-produced 45s. These discs still failed to sell in quantity but both received such a constant airing on Detroit radio that the band came to the attention of Tamla Motown, where producer Clarence Paul suggested they try a re-make of ‘Love’s Gone Bad’, a recent near miss for Motown’s white chanteuse Chris Clark. Accompanied by two Motown legends – bass player James Jamerson and organist Earl Van Dyke – the Underdogs stripped Clark’s organ dominated version of its clutter, sensationally revisioning it in the clipped, melodramatic style of the Yardbirds’ ‘Mister, You’re a Better Man That I” if played by the Funk Brothers. The superb results were such that everyone outside Detroit presumed the band was black. Unfortunately, when the Underdogs were booked on to the 1966 ‘Motortown Revue’ alongside such legends as Stevie Wonder, Gladys Knight and Martha Reeves, their whiteness merely confounded black audiences, and their single was relegated to a release on Motown’s VIP Records subsidiary, where this classy slab of garage R&B struggled to reach #122 on the pop charts.

17. SRC – Black Sheep (Capitol Records 1968)

Despite its creators SRC having long ago been relegated to the great list of Mighta Beens, the wondrous ‘Black Sheep’ – with its mournfully wailing fuzz guitar motifs and arpeggiating mid-paced organ chords – remains one of the most poetic lost classics of the late ‘60s. Ah, that glorious chorus, altogether now:

“Black sheep, outcast, misfit, Ishmael,
Every stranger each his own tale.”

Beginning his career as lead vocalist for the now-legendary Chosen Few at the prestigious opening of the Grande Ballroom, alongside guitarists Ron Asheton and James Williamson, SRC’s Scott Richardson was rightfully considered a hot ticket among Detroit’s hardest rockers. So it was to Richardson’s door that the hilariously-named Quackenbush brothers – organist Glenn and guitarist Gary – beat a path when they made their decision to split up their school band the Fugitives and get serious. Determined to secure full-time work, the new band was taken under the wing of legendary Michigan entrepreneur Jeep Holland, who – clearly mindful of the impact made by Britain’s Cliff Richard and Keith Richard AKA Keith Richards – shortened singer Scott’s surname and re-named the band The Scott Richard Case. Throughout the 68–70 period, Jeep Holland tirelessly pushed SRC as a Michigan-wide band but, even after signing an album deal with Capitol Records, no national success was forthcoming. And the reason? From what I’ve heard of SRC, too much of their music was so-so-a-go-go, too many of their songs merely unmemorable. And at a time when the word ‘Detroit’ equalled either tear-ass hi-energy rock or Tamla Motown classics, perhaps the reasonable sound and thoughtful songs of SRC let the band down. Ho-hum. So let’s instead remember this truly superb Detroit anthem to the underdog… nay, to the black sheep, motherfuckers!

18. Flaming Ember – Gotta Get Away (Ric Tic 1969)

Starting out in 1964 as the Flaming Embers, this white soul quartet spent half a decade aping black acts in an attempt to persuade Berry Gordy to sign them to Tamla Motown, but the closest they could get was when Motown bought out Ed Wingate’s Golden World and Ric Tic record labels, Flaming Ember getting included in the deal. The band finally achieved national success when 1969’s awful ‘Mind, Body and Soul’ peaked at #26 on the Billboard chart and the equally vapid ‘Westbound Number Nine’ hit the #15 slot, but are here represented by the beautiful gospel majesty of ‘Gotta Getaway’, a fairly G. Clintonesque mega-production worthy of early Funkadelic. Thereafter, Flaming Ember renamed themselves after their most well-known hit (‘Mind. Body and Soul’) and set about trawling the troughs of the chicken-in-a-basket scene. Ho-hum.

19. Frigid Pink (1970) – House of the Rising Sun (4.39)

Embarrassed that his band’s demo tape had failed to impress his girlfriend’s father Paul Cannon, then musical director of Detroit’s WKNR Radio, Frigid Pink drummer Richard Stevers was about to make his exit when a guitar blitz at the cassette’s end suddenly blasted out of nowhere: a colossally overdriven version of the Animals’ hoary anthem ‘House of the Rising Sun’. Perking up at last, Cannon insisted that it was a guaranteed monster hit. “But it’s already the b‑side of our current single”, blurted Stevers. Then get your record company to flip the A‑side, concluded Cannon. Within months, the song was a worldwide hit, four months in the UK Top 75, in Germany eleven weeks at number 1.

20. Stooges (1970) – Down on the Street (2.47)

In a somewhat pathetic attempt to get some radio play with a 7” single, Elektra persuaded former Kingsmen and then-current Stooges producer Don Galluci to add some classy keyboard to FUNHOUSE’s opening track. The Don having served up the Ur-business seven years previously on ‘Louie Louie’ itself, no right minder could then have expected Galluci to daub not frat-garage Uber-whumpf but hoary sub-sub-Doorsian Manzadrek all over his own hard work. That Galluci had no idea of the quality of the work he was undertaking with FUNHOUSE is strikingly evident from this shameless contribution to Lizard King Homage. But best of all, it combines with that moment in ‘TV Eye’ when the Ig screams ‘Brother, brother’ to showcase his Jimbo fixations most succinctly.

21. Savage Grace – All Along the Watchtower (Reprise Records 1971)

Just when you’re sure you don’t need another heavy versh of this Dylan monolith, along comes Savage Grace to demand, nay, command that you give’em a listen. And what a vast piece this is, kiddies; nearly six minutes of hi-energy De Twat overkill gets slung at Zimmerframe’s 3‑lickle-chords and still its fabric remains buoyant and uncapsize-able. Bother. Still, Savage Grace was a mighty live stage ensemble, even said to have blown B. Sabbath offstage when supporting them at Michigan State Fairground, in summer ’71. Their records, however, were too eclectic for their own good, and a move to Los Angeles fucked their sound up even more. Back in the late ‘60s, bearded guitarist Ron Koss, piano player John Seanor and drummer Larry Zack had started out as a jazzy trio named Scarlet Letter, until gravel-chomping howler Al Jacquez joined them on bass and vocals, bringing a truly I. Gillan vocal transcendence to their oft too busy musicianship. Still, any band who coulda bullied this motherfucker on to magnetic tape has gotta be worth its own legend. Yowzah!

22. The Frost – Rock’n’roll Music (Vanguard Records 1969)

Back in ye glory days afore his name became inexorably linked to Top Hat-period Alice Cooper and Lou Reed, Detroit’s Dick Wagner was a Detroit star in his own right, first in the mid-60s with the Bossmen. However, a change of style to the more heavy sounds then prevalent gained Wagner a two-album deal with Vanguard Records, this superb live track being the title track of the Frost’s sophomore LP for that label. Like the Velvets’ ‘We’re Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together’, this arch anthem – recorded in Detroit’s legendary Grande Ballroom – is a real classic ‘song-about-the-song’ that anticipates much of Grand Funk Railroad’s soul overkill, and even contains the outrageous lyrical claim: “Rock’n’roll music is saying what’s left to be said”.

23. MC5 – Borderline (Elektra Records 1969)

Supporting Blue Cheer at the Grande Ballroom on June 23rd 1968 appears to have generated such a seismic change in the musical approach of the pre-LP MC5 that Wayne & Co. briefly abandoned their R&B/soul roots in favour of ornately arranged Cumbersome Overkill in the style of Dickie, Leigh & Paul. That the Five were still immersed in OUTSIDEINSIDE is most evidenced both by their KICK OUT THE JAMS versions of the Troggs’ ‘I Want You’ and this magnificently brutal arrangement of their own ‘Borderline’, replete with ungainly stop-start Gatling gun drumming, proto-Mel Schacher Uber bass and note perfect harmony vocals. And although my first personal interface with the Five was my 1977 purchase of their bootleg Skydog Records 7” which contained an even MORE radical versh, I chose this timeless recording to best represent our fave Rock Revolutionaries because it was captured on the first day of the White Panther Party’s Zenta New Year AND badged with the Elektra Records seal of quality. Fuck Hudson’s, motherfuckers!

24. Funkadelic – Cosmic Slop (Westbound 1973)

Have a post-Malcolm X teenage Detroit power trio back up a psychedelicized New Jersey doo-wop outfit; how’s that gonna pan out? Hideous no doubt unless a World Genius such as George Clinton is the instigator behind it all. And despite having endured over a decade without chart success, songwriter and Parliaments leader Clinton held such enduring faith in his thirty-something cohorts Calvin Simon, Ray Davis, Grady Thomas and Fuzzy Haskins that he financed the band himself throughout the late ‘60s by gaining employment as a songwriter and staff producer at Tamla Motown, travelling home to New Jersey every weekend for shows with the Parliaments. However, when Detroit’s Revilot Records offered the Parliaments their own 7” single deal, only Clinton could afford to appear on the record, the rest being too broke to leave New Jersey. Desperate for money, Clinton signed Funkadelic to the Armen Boladian’s Westbound label and unleashed upon the world his post-Hendrix, post-Sly, post-Mothers of Invention vision and, lo… it was righteous, religious and its first 3LPs – FUNKADELIC (1970), FREE YOUR MIND & YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW (1970) and MAGGOT BRAIN (1971) – all absurdly perfect. Unfortunately, the band thereafter abandoned its policy of presenting massively long, near-meditational grooves, dumping them in favour of more succinct songs. The fallow period which followed – 1972–73 -– yielded the politically-charged but musically tame AMERICA EATS ITS YOUNG double-LP, then the equally un-visionary COSMIC SLOP, whence came this epic Zappa-influenced title-track: released also as a Westbound Records 7”. Real George Clinton fanatics will not, I’m sure, find it strange that I should elect to represent Funkadelic with this song from one of their lesser LPs; for even their patchiest platters still brim over with vision and life-affirming invention. Besides kiddies, this song’s a funk Leviathan with Frank Zappa’s sense of humour, a World Serpent with a forked tongue in its cheek and a deadly sting in its 7‑league-tail.

25. Wayne Kramer (1975) – Get Some (Stiff/Chiswick 1977)

Brother Wayne’s 1970s: now that’s not something to consider lightly, kiddies. He’d led the mighty Five from their first greaser beginnings – through garage rock, R&B, James Brown obsessions, free jazz obsessions with Sun Ra, free love obsessions with Trans-Love Energies – to the 15,000 foot abyss awaiting them all come the Revolution’s untimely end. Utopian beyond his years, beyond his culture, beyond his better-educated peers, he gazed through the sell-outs of John Vladimir Lennin, the sell-outs of Abbie Hoffmann, and he jonesed in a state prison after trying to deal coke to the FBI. Which is why this incredible song – a collaborative 1977 ‘Free Wayne Kramer’ campaign between Stiff and Chiswick – reeks with such genuine Gnostic pain and pity for what coulda mighta shoulda fucking been. Recorded with drummer Melvin Davis and mega-bassist Tim Schaeff in a Detroit studio sometime in 1975, the wide grooves of ‘Get Some’ exude an aura so blue it surrounds the vinyl artefact like a fog and owners are forced to archive it between two Barney the Dinosaur records in order to diffuse some of the disc’s tragically chilly Chernobility.

26. The New Order – Declaration of War (Revenge Records 1976)

Whaddya mean it sounds like someone recorded it off a stereo system with a hand-held compressor mike? O’course they fucking did! And that someone was probably the late Ronald Frank Asheton his-self, desperate for dosh mid-74 and everywhere pursued by loot-bearing Fanatiques Francais des Étooges. Next thing he knows, there’s an import-only 12” LP available through Paris’ semi-legal Revenge Records, replete mit half couleur sleeve de luxe featuring Ron himself, sometime Stooges bassist Jimmy Recca and former MC5 drummer Dennis Thompson all armed with bayonets in ye highly provocative pôse beligèrente. Unfortunately, by the time this vinyl curiosity hit the streets around mid-76, singer Jeff Spry was back in gaol for drug offences, though former Stooge Scott Thurston had joined up on e. pianna. As for the music itself, well, it’s fucking brilliant hi-energy rock: fully Ashetonesque and blazing, while the vocals is (ahem) truly something else as Spry bellows instructions in a sub-Adolf Hitler voice over an air raid siren, the rest of the band collectively screaming ‘Seil Heil!’ Qu’est que c’est le cracque? At the middle‑8, jazzy sub-disco drum’n’bass punctuates the Asheton powerchords, and the sheer un-PC-ness of it all immediately transports listeners minds back to Alex Harvey’s similarly bizarre Hitler routine and some unknown 1974 Top of the Pops producer’s ‘brave’ decision to allow the Sweet’s Steve Priest to deliver his ultra-camp vocal asides in full SS uniform. Anyway, as good as the music on this LP was, they were clearly never gonna make it big with an unrighteous band name like that!

27. Ascension – Get Ready (Recorded 1973)

Mindblown by the failure of the mighty MC5 yet forced by hunger to start out all over again, Five rhythm guitarist Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith and drummer Dennis ‘Machine Gun’ Thompson hooked up briefly with bassist John Hefti to form the mighty Ascension. With former MC5 bassist Michael Davis now singing lead, and expected by bar owners to play a large percentage of contemporary Top 40 hits, Ascension took full advantage of white funk band Rare Earth’s recent massive Top 40 re-work of the Temptations’ legendary ‘Get Ready’ to justify this their own killer 6‑minutes-plus version. Grinding Rare Earth’s vacuous offering into the dust, Sonic’n’Co do Smokey Robinson’s entire Motown production with just guitars and overly-loud bass. It’s a wondrous blissful overkill, kiddies. Around five years ago, a full album of Ascension’s live set was available briefly from the always excellent Seidr label: search that sucker out! However, please do prepare yourselves in advance, all you Five fanatics, as it’s always difficult to hear an audience confront one’s heroes’ performances with a totally blank response.

28. Destroy All Monsters – You’re Gonna Die (Cherry Red 1977)

Starting out in 1973 at the University of Michigan, Destroy All Monsters was a free-form, multi-media art-trip, led by film-maker Carey Loren, with non-musicians Jim Shaw, Mike Kelly and female singer/painter Niagara completing the ensemble. Vacuum cleaners, coffee cans, kids toys and broken electronic equipment were all features of their early live shows, though an avant-garde version of Sabbath’s ‘Iron Man’ got them thrown off the stage of an Ann Arbor comic book convention. As every one of them were long-time Stooges aficionados, the D.A.M. invited Ron Frank Asheton to contribute some guitar to their guerrilla ramblings … big mistake. Within the year, Asheton had shacked up with Niagara and sacked all of the other original members, replacing them with musician mates, including former MC5 bassist Michael Davis. Gone were the bizarre and formless sonic explorations, replaced by Asheton’s superb axe wielding, over which the sultry Niagara declaimed her bizarre lyrics in a decidedly northern accent. ‘You’re Gonna Die’ is included herein not as the best example of D.A.M.’s work but as the most appropriate for this compilation; my personal fave remains their ‘90s inchoate’n’exploratory 7” version of ‘Killing Me Softy With His Song”!

29. Sonic’s Rendezvous Band – City Slang (Limited Edition 1977)

Damn hard to accept that this exhausting and brilliant powerdrive was the sole contemporary vinyl release from this quartet of De Twat legends; it ain’t much evidence to go on, kiddies. Hell, even the b‑side was just a mono versh of side one! And yet, this sole 1977 release by former members of the MC5, Rationals, Stooges and The Up contained all of the pent-up fury of 1971’s HIGH TIME as filtered through the Year Zero punk blender… and then some! And when the only other recourse to hearing Sonic’s Renzezvous back catalogue is via a multitude of iffy bootleg LPs, it’s great to know that this single showcased the band in a manner approved by its founders. So buy those bootlegs, sure, but do your utmost to seek out this official statement. For, despite being let down by lack of cash and real playing opportunities, Sonic’s Rendezvous Band was a Gnostic odyssey of epic proportions and a natural hi-energy successor to the Five’s HIGH TIME in all of its Sonic-heavy gloriosity. Jesus Fuck, this breaks my heart everytime.

30. Southbound Freeway – Psychedelic Used Car Lot Blues (Tera Shirma 1967)

Coming across on this record more San Francisco that Detroit, Southbound Freeway’s cranky folky sound was a direct product of lead guitarist Marc Chover, whose obsession with local folk singer Ted Lucas and his band the Spikedrivers1 pushed the Freeway into their vocal-heavy style and gained them many successful shows at Detroit’s folk club The Chessmate. The band’s big break, however, came with their invitation to open for the MC5 on one of the Grande Ballroom’s opening nights. Indeed, Southbound Freeway even appeared at the legendary (to some, infamous) Trans-Love Energies ‘love-in’ on Belle Isle, lining up alongside the MC5 and the Up. Thereafter, they entered Ralph Terrana’s tiny Tera Shirma studios, where they recorded ‘Psychedelic Used Car Lot Blues’ in one short night’s session. The single was a huge hit in Detroit after being picked up by CKLW Radio, enabling the band to play Robin Seymour’s hip teen TV show ‘Swingin’ ‘Time’. Syndicated re-runs even saw the single picked up by seven local record labels across the US, but still the song failed to break into the national Top 100.

31. Bob Seger System – 2+2=? (Capitol 1967)

Almost impossible nowadays to imagine that this superb slice of anti-Vietnam War garage ramalama was the product of Boring Bob, that is, until you suss that ‘2+2=?’ was – along with Seger’s Dylan protest parody ‘Persecution Smith’ and X‑Mass single ‘Sock It To Me Santa’ of the previous year – ultimately just another of his highly professional efforts to break the national Top 100. Don’t let his cynicism spoil your fun, though, brothers’n’sisters; Dylan’s capricious, every-changing muse long ago showed what dividends could be reaped by those with total contempt for authenticity. In the meantime, suck up all the good juices emanating from this first 7” offering from Seger’s then-new outfit The System and remember how much the dude brung to the Detroit party before his worthy, right-wing, blue collar values re-surfaced as an ocean of mid-tempo, reactionary gush about a lush American Golden Age that never ever existed.

32. Unrelated Segments – Where You Gonna Go? (Liberty Records 1967)

Despite failing nationally with their debut 45 ‘Story of My Life’, that song’s regional success opened the doors to Russ Gibb’s legendary Grande Ballroom, where the Unrelated Segments played supports to such major stars as the Who, the MC5, the Jeff Beck Group, Spirit and the Spencer Davis Group. Back into the studio for the recording of a second single entitled ‘Where You Gonna Go?’, guitarist Rory Mack this time unleashed a compelling Middle European riff that propelled the song with all the fire of a Cossack dance, over which bass player Barry Van Engelen overlaid an equally catchy percussive bass part, as though aping Brian Jones’ marimba on then-current Stones records. And again singer Ron Stults drooled out his epic teenage tale of abandonment and the coming perils of adulthood. And again, the Segments’ new single was a local smash, for a second time being picked up nationally, this time by Liberty Records. Unfortunately, the record stalled once more. And with the failure of this second 45, the third excellent single ‘Cry Cry Cry’ received only token publicity, this superb band folding for good when the drafted Van Engelen was sent to serve in Vietnam in early ‘69. Pah!

33. Terry Knight & the Pack – Numbers (Lucky Eleven 1966)

At least those poor suckers who bought a copy of Terry Knight’s excruciating ‘I Who Have Nothing’ 45 woulda been rewarded heftily by the inclusion of the mighty ‘Numbers’, its extraordinarily dynamic B‑side. Hail, that bass/fuzz riff alone has just got to have been quarried from one of rock’s All Time granite seams, thereafter being fashioned by dwarfs into a solid bolt of forked lightning flung down from on high directly from the Fuzz Gods. Over this wriggling’n’pulsing Leviathan of a riff, Bad Tez gets mad at some little rich girl, piling up list upon list of her daily misdemeanours: too many motorcycles (7), too many phones (16), too many planes (12). Interesting lists in context with the killer riffery, but it ain’t exactly ‘Where Do You Go To, My Lovely?’, know worramean?

34. Tidal Waves – Farmer John (Hanna Barbera Records 1966)

Despite being remembered nowadays only for this excellent re-make of the Premiers’ hoary 1964 smash, the Tidal Waves used the song’s familiarity to secure a TV spot on Michigan’s teen show Swingin’ Time. This led to two high-profile Detroit support slots, first opening for the Dave Clark Five, soon after appearing third on the bill before the Animals and Herman’s Hermits at the prestigious Olympia Stadium, the results being that they transferred from Detroit’s tiny SVR label on to the Hanna Barbera label, home of Yogi Bear and the Flintstones. ‘Farmer John’ was to be their career peak, however, thereafter the band learned an inevitable fourth chord, mutating into the ‘heavy’ outfit Featherstone after which nothing more was heard from them.

35. The Früt – Keep On Truckin’ (Westbound Records 1971)

Starting out at the Grande Ballroom in 1967, as the ‘campy hippie band’ Früt of the Loom, this weird ensemble began initially as a ropey vehicle for the ruminations of their singer Panama Red, who darted about the stage like Commander Cody and ran the band’s club ‘The Früt Cellar’ at Mount Clemens. Taking the music far less seriously than their overall presentation, the Früt were accompanied on stage by a daft-looking out-of-shape dancer in Red Man getup, while their eclectic song selections saw them often compared to retro acts such as Flash Cadillac and the aforementched Commander Cody. Way past their sell-by date, the Früt finally signed to Armen Boladian’s Westbound Records, home to Funkadelic and the Jimmy Castor Bunch, where they released the KEEP ON TRUCKIN’ LP in 1971. Though, as evidenced by this thin-spread slice of slipshod sub-Doorsian boogie, the Früt obviously still retained their semi-pro attitude to such tiresome details as how to start and stop songs.

36. ? & the Mysterians – Girl (Cameo Parkway 1967)

Tarred with the dreaded One Hit Wonder tag this band might be, but being in possession of such a song as ’96 Tears’? Well, who could need more? Besides, I spent time in summer ’77, at Birkenhead’s Zephyr Records buying up several of the Mysterians’ obscure Cameo Parkway 45s while hanging out in with my erstwhile neighbour Pete Burns (yup, he fucking adored PEBBLES-style garage music). All of the Mysterians’ singles were worth the price (25p) and their remarkable sameyness is still to this day only outperformed by that run of early 45s by Sky Saxon’s lunatic quartet the Seeds. Meanwhile, the Mysterians were all originally sons of Mexican migrants from Texas, rising to fame in the northern Detroit area of Saginaw, playing a pumping fusion of Texmex and James Brown to migrant farm workers. And so professional were the band that ’96 Tears’ sold over a million 7” singles, despite the band’s having been forced – through their record company’s lack of funds – into a studio with no headphones, no separate control booth, nor even a bass drum included as part of its session drumkit hire fee. Against all odds or what! Anyway, now please check out the Mysterians’ stubbornly futuristic ‘Girl’ and lament along with me that the public’s rapturous reception of their phenomenal US number one smash ensured that Americans would receive their Mysterians dosage in one large sitting, rather than over a course of several intriguing garage 45s. As Question Mark himself must have often thought: “Dammit!”

37. The Iguanas – Mona (1966)

Included herein more for musicological reasons than because this sucker’s good (eh, so-so-a-go-go I guess), this frat ensemble whence came Insurio Osterberg’s stage monicker might have stayed more legendary had they not committed it to tape. Still, we can – as we singalong to ‘Mona’ – consider Scott Morgan’s earnest pronouncement that his Rationals had considered offering Iggy the drum seat around ’68, then mull upon what the first Stooges LP coulda been, had not J. Cale been brown-nosing Holzman for a proper Elektra house producer job and forced upon those underachievers a spirited post-Troggsian teen LP utterly in opposition to that talked-up to biographers these past thirty years by Herr O his-self.

38. The Stooges – Asthma Attack (Elektra 1969)

Left off their John Cale-produced self-title LP debut and still unreleased to this day, the Stooges’ ‘Asthma Attack’ was Iggy’s spirited junior attempt to conjure up precisely that same expectorating madness that Grey Wizard Kimmy the Fowl had achieved effortlessly on his gloriously unhinged 1968 LP OUTRAGEOUS released just 10 months previously. Unfortunately, although L’Osterberg displays enough of an intimate knowledge of Fowley’s truly insane OUTRAGEOUS epics ‘Chinese Water Torture’ and ‘Nightrider’ to meld successfully the two into this giant Gob-a-thon, ‘Asthma Attack’ is not their equal simply because Iggy’s let down throughout by the reluctance of his fellow Stooges to abandon themselves to the primal scream states necessary for such an exercise. Which is a damn shame for the overall art state/ment (as J. Sinclair woulda spelled it), but ultimately still thrilling to observe Iggy both seeking AND finding inspiration in the throat-clearing of such a truly World Sleaze as His Kimmyness.